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Created
20.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
Dad
Dad
Level 47
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 79013
Reputation: 32901
Posts: 198
Reasonopia
09.05.2024 14:15:57
Dad

Reminder to everyone that SweetAsNuts parody and Sw33t4sNvts FOREVER are alt accounts belonging to former moderators LillyAnn and KirstyD8, who were disgraced for serious abuse of the mod tools and threw a public whining fit over mild criticism of their behaviour

09.05.2024 14:15:57
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!

bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5190706
Reputation: 72662
Posts: 1957
Reasonopia
09.05.2024 14:51:07
bxdcherri

At least you get my pronouns right <3

09.05.2024 14:51:07

bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5190706
Reputation: 72662
Posts: 1957
Reasonopia
09.05.2024 14:51:29
bxdcherri

Dad wrote: (original post HERE)
Reminder to everyone that SweetAsNuts parody and Sw33t4sNvts FOREVER are alt accounts belonging to former moderators LillyAnn and KirstyD8, who were disgraced for serious abuse of the mod tools and threw a public whining fit over mild criticism of...
the original quitter government right? 


09.05.2024 14:51:29

Dad
Dad
Level 47
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 79013
Reputation: 32901
Posts: 198
Reasonopia
09.05.2024 15:31:16
Dad

Yup, this government right here. 


09.05.2024 15:31:16
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!

KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19270843
Reputation: 103594
Posts: 2794
Reasonopia
10.05.2024 05:57:03
KatieBoutique

Dad wrote: (original post HERE)
Reminder to everyone that SweetAsNuts parody and Sw33t4sNvts FOREVER are alt accounts belonging to former moderators LillyAnn and KirstyD8, who were disgraced for serious abuse of the mod tools and threw a public whining fit over mild criticism of...
If that’s true those two are geniuses…and I wanna buy them a drink…at the 24/7 Bar…
…too bad they both blocked me…I can’t gift them a senator subscription.

Thats where the bar is

10.05.2024 05:57:03
 

#NOTMYPRIMEBIMBO #NOTMYSTATEMINISTER #OCCUPIEDBIMBOLAND
#DIDYOUBRUSHTODAY?  #THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
#STEALDIAMONDSFROMTHEJEWISHBIMBO #STEALMYMONEYANDREPUTATION
Abu Hamza
Level 23
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 9406
Reputation: 8038
Posts: 394
Reasonopia
10.05.2024 08:43:31
Abu Hamza

#IMPEACH-HALOBEAR8

10.05.2024 08:43:31
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19270843
Reputation: 103594
Posts: 2794
Reasonopia
10.05.2024 15:21:02
KatieBoutique

#NOT-MY-PRIME-XIMBO
#OCCUPIED-BIMBOLAND
#ATTICA!-ATTICA!-ATTICA!

10.05.2024 15:21:02
 

#NOTMYPRIMEBIMBO #NOTMYSTATEMINISTER #OCCUPIEDBIMBOLAND
#DIDYOUBRUSHTODAY?  #THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
#STEALDIAMONDSFROMTHEJEWISHBIMBO #STEALMYMONEYANDREPUTATION
Bimbo Pimp
Level 59
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 159395
Reputation: 31932
Posts: 812
Atheista
10.05.2024 19:51:23
Bimbo Pimp

@ Dad You know a lot of people need daddy's attention nowadays and I am glad you are here. Lots of love <3

10.05.2024 19:51:23
Pronouns: Master, She who is omniscient, The omnibenevolent woman

Abu Hamza
Level 23
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 9406
Reputation: 8038
Posts: 394
Reasonopia
10.05.2024 20:48:22
Abu Hamza

#ATTICA!-ATTICA!-ATTICA!

#IMPEACH-HALOPER

10.05.2024 20:48:22
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Dean Winchester
Level 34
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 29288
Reputation: 20673
Posts: 687
Reasonopia
12.05.2024 07:14:29
Dean Winchester

Dad wrote: (original post HERE)
Reminder to everyone that SweetAsNuts parody and Sw33t4sNvts FOREVER are alt accounts belonging to former moderators LillyAnn and KirstyD8, who were disgraced for serious abuse of the mod tools and threw a public whining fit over mild criticism of...
That’s funny as fuck LMAOOOO if u can’t take the heat stay out of the kitchen puts a lot of comments they made into new contex

12.05.2024 07:14:29

#deanwinchesterforpb #ximbotarianparty

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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